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If Birds Could Talk to ICE Agents They'd Just Shit On Them: Feminist Shirt

If Birds Could Talk to ICE Agents They'd Just Shit On Them: Feminist Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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It seems really apt that I am sharing this illustration on International Family Day, while families are being brutally assaulted, denied due process and being disappeared by a government agency that acts with impunity.
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Remember: do not speak to an ICE agent. Do not engage with an ICE agent. Do everything you can to protect your neighbors. Remember, according to the law, ICE must still have a valid warrant, signed by a judge. @aclu_nationwide is a great resource for more information.
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If birds could talk to ICE agents they'd just shit on them. #emotionalbirds

Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, a perfect blend of comfort and style. This soft, breathable tee is designed for everyone, making it an ideal addition to your wardrobe for any occasion. The playful artwork delivers a light-hearted vibe, making you stand out in gatherings or casual outings. Whether you're celebrating a holiday, attending a festival, or simply enjoying a weekend brunch, this shirt complements your personality effortlessly. It’s perfect for individuals who appreciate creativity and wit in their clothing. Celebrate love, freedom, and self-expression with this unique piece, suitable for friends, family, or as a thoughtful gift for any occasion!

Tee details:
♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton/ 10% Polyester)
♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
♥ 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer.
♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing.

Customization:
♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design!
♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle
♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣

Tees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below:

Get A Good Fit:
♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!)
♥ Unisex Tees
S: chest 18" length 28"
M: chest 20"length 29.25"
L: chest 22" length 30.25"
XL: chest 24" length 30"
2XL: chest 26" length 28"
3XL: chest 28" length 33.5"
♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it
♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase.
♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item.
♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on.
♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me.
♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking).
♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel.

*all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions*
*Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions*
*Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved*

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

 

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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