{"product_id":"why-yes-as-a-matter-of-fact-i-am-a-whimsical-bitch-feminist-shirt","title":"Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am a whimsical bitch: feminist shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt this point in my life I really have no interest in being anyone or anything other than exactly who I am. And if this cardinal can inspire me to stick to my whimsical guns, then heck yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously though, you know a cardinal *would*.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy yes, as a matter of fact, I *am* a whimsical bitch. #emotionalbirds     \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright, cheeky, and just a little bit sassy — this lightweight cotton tee brings personality to everyday wear. A vivid illustration of a red cardinal perches among leafy branches, paired with playful, unapologetic lettering that reads like a wink from a bold friend. The soft, breathable fabric and classic crew cut make it comfortable through all seasons, while the vibrant DTG\/DTF print keeps the colors lively wash after wash. Wear it around town, layered under a jacket, or lounging at home when you want your outfit to do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTee details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton\/ 10% Polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ 4.5 oz\/y² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomization:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet A Good Fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Unisex Tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS: chest 18\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM: chest 20\"length 29.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eL: chest 22\" length 30.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL: chest 24\" length 30\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2XL: chest 26\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3XL: chest 28\" length 33.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45436558934192,"sku":"80671238284465303496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45436558966960,"sku":"86321229584122831532","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45436558999728,"sku":"86170684190157839524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45436559032496,"sku":"10921266324491614150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45436559065264,"sku":"49690751177836327468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45436559098032,"sku":"30452727617410025197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45436559130800,"sku":"92526934600525074726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45436559163568,"sku":"39756155201924646912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45436559196336,"sku":"24585262664901046132","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45436559229104,"sku":"10585299063716887167","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45436559261872,"sku":"86682403614834117901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45436559294640,"sku":"75008201785998386819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45436559327408,"sku":"23578348981905840201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45436559360176,"sku":"22631325631416669961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45436559392944,"sku":"31197720273443043928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45436559425712,"sku":"10955757419715841284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45436559458480,"sku":"96197726612155254732","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45436559491248,"sku":"11480304565041443658","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45436559524016,"sku":"16525148367652261173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45436559556784,"sku":"10478081775247600789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2785\/6300\/files\/17326093152059288321_2048.jpg?v=1783093046","url":"https:\/\/fabulouslyfeminist.com\/products\/why-yes-as-a-matter-of-fact-i-am-a-whimsical-bitch-feminist-shirt","provider":"Fabulously Feminist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}