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IDK though... just a thought... ...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI say a lot of \"oh fuck\" and \"shit shit shit\" for someone who is supposedly all \"okey dokey artichokey.\" #emotionalbirds      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee carries a small, sharp laugh — a soft white canvas printed with a cheeky, vintage-style bird and a text bubble that spills honest, salty frustration. It’s the kind of shirt you wear when you want to signal dry humor and realness without shouting. The lightweight ring-spun cotton sits relaxed on the shoulders and moves with you; the artwork’s faded, painterly tones and star accents feel like a midnight postcard from someone who’s been through it and come out wry. Wear it lounging at home, on a coffee run, or layered under a jacket for casual nights out — it’s a quiet, salted wink for people who speak blunt and love a good visual pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTee details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton\/ 10% Polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ 4.5 oz\/y² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomization:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet A Good Fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Unisex Tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS: chest 18\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM: chest 20\"length 29.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eL: chest 22\" length 30.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL: chest 24\" length 30\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2XL: chest 26\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3XL: chest 28\" length 33.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45493595930800,"sku":"15512766622784240882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45493595963568,"sku":"28418598111683562782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45493595996336,"sku":"28291646827376393238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45493596029104,"sku":"19211650551842184490","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45493596061872,"sku":"12552282238273151283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45493596094640,"sku":"59790080835598340711","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45493596127408,"sku":"20479229119487571529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45493596160176,"sku":"12716588572130610162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45493596192944,"sku":"18458613949739559930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45493596225712,"sku":"12950170895644070669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45493596258480,"sku":"15957799126376189543","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45493596291248,"sku":"76873600679569206506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45493596324016,"sku":"30483573272490784127","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45493596356784,"sku":"17739935502579761985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45493596389552,"sku":"16954017630161632387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45493596422320,"sku":"22634845799378370625","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45493596455088,"sku":"73014508202001041052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45493596487856,"sku":"26683147751212653568","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45493596520624,"sku":"10744999517957084337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45493596553392,"sku":"61785724350795162748","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45493596586160,"sku":"16147908584008483255","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2785\/6300\/files\/round-neck-tee-mockup-featuring-a-smiling-woman-in-a-studio-m210598-r-el2.png?v=1785441754","url":"https:\/\/fabulouslyfeminist.com\/products\/i-say-a-lot-of-oh-fuck-and-shit-shit-shit-for-someone-who-is-supposedly-all-okey-dokey-artichokey-feminist-shirt","provider":"Fabulously Feminist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}