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It sits relaxed on the body with a classic crew neckline and tear-away label so nothing distracts from the message. Built to last, the tubular knit reduces seams and the ribbed collar keeps its shape after countless washes. This shirt moves from a lazy weekend coffee run to a casual meet-up, carrying a sardonic, seaside-smarts energy that speaks to anyone with dry humor and an eye for quirky art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTee details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton\/ 10% Polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ 4.5 oz\/y² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomization:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet A Good Fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Unisex Tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS: chest 18\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM: chest 20\"length 29.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eL: chest 22\" length 30.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL: chest 24\" length 30\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2XL: chest 26\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3XL: chest 28\" length 33.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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