{"product_id":"hey-you-ok-umm-no-but-at-least-im-hilarious-feminist-shirt","title":"\"Hey, you ok?\" Umm... No. but at least I'm hilarious: feminist shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy therapist keeps telling me that turning everything into a joke is deflection and a super unhealthy coping mechanism, but I find it makes me quite the hit at social gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe New Holland Honeyeater is bird 24 in @birbfest.challenge 2026. I love the stripey markings of this bird! And it has such a striking silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Hey, you ok?\" Umm... No. but at least I'm hilarious. #emotionalbirds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lightweight, everyday tee with attitude. This soft cotton shirt carries a small, sharp story: a moody bird perched against a sunset-hued backdrop, captioned with wry humor — “Hey, you ok?” “Umm… No, but at least I’m hilarious.” It’s the sort of piece that starts conversations without shouting: worn with worn denim for a laid-back day out, layered under a jacket for late-night drinks, or slipped on when you want a little comic relief during a rough week. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin and the tubular, seam-free body keeps the silhouette clean. Thoughtful details like a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a pearlized tear-away label make it comfortable for all-day wear. Ethically sourced cotton and safety certifications add quiet confidence to an otherwise cheeky statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTee details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton\/ 10% Polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ 4.5 oz\/y² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomization:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet A Good Fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Unisex Tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS: chest 18\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM: chest 20\"length 29.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eL: chest 22\" length 30.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL: chest 24\" length 30\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2XL: chest 26\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3XL: chest 28\" length 33.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44939537776816,"sku":"12819024419933520501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44939537809584,"sku":"27579763482117112595","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44939537842352,"sku":"32031393685494022564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44939537875120,"sku":"24553859852893724651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44939537907888,"sku":"29732624279965067052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44939537940656,"sku":"17256307533250144816","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44939537973424,"sku":"12200921752102530581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44939538006192,"sku":"88357723970454942313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44939538038960,"sku":"34880100640150892738","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44939538071728,"sku":"11788617552236582657","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44939538104496,"sku":"15225279615769025566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44939538137264,"sku":"15860910541908039637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44939538170032,"sku":"28851278942299937860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44939538202800,"sku":"28296849898102164701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44939538235568,"sku":"79491915403294114592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44939538268336,"sku":"22402657915175771422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44939538301104,"sku":"13422621808341956305","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44939538333872,"sku":"22532798331282901212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44939538366640,"sku":"24628294592651668243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44939538399408,"sku":"22427831297183762129","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44939538432176,"sku":"46609412798356294912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2785\/6300\/files\/t-shirt-mockup-of-a-smiling-woman-using-a-wheelchair-in-a-hall-32533.png?v=1769639245","url":"https:\/\/fabulouslyfeminist.com\/products\/hey-you-ok-umm-no-but-at-least-im-hilarious-feminist-shirt","provider":"Fabulously Feminist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}