{"product_id":"full-of-bread-existential-dread-feminist-shirt","title":"Full of bread \u0026 existential dread: feminist shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eI dunno that I am really looking to cut my emotional support breads out of the equation when the world is this existentially explosive...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFull of bread \u0026amp; existential dread #emotionalbirds   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee carries a wink of humor and quiet moodiness — a watercolor pigeon perched against a dreamy purple backdrop with the line “Full of bread \u0026amp; existential dread.” It sits easily in casual wardrobes: soft, breathable, and relaxed without looking sloppy. Wear it on slow city walks, at a café table with a notebook, or layered under a jacket when the sky threatens rain. The artful, slightly melancholic design speaks to city dwellers and anyone who appreciates offbeat, ironic humor delivered with warmth rather than bite. The shirt’s clean crew neck and classic cut keep the focus on the print, while durable, smooth fabric ensures that wash after wash the colors stay vibrant and the tee keeps its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design feels like a private joke shared between friends who love birds, indie art, and a little sardonic honesty about modern life. It pairs with worn-in jeans, canvas sneakers, or an oversized cardigan. Bring it to informal meetups, slow Sunday errands, or a low-key housewarming where conversation matters more than dress codes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTee details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton\/ 10% Polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ 4.5 oz\/y² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomization:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet A Good Fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Unisex Tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS: chest 18\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM: chest 20\"length 29.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eL: chest 22\" length 30.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL: chest 24\" length 30\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2XL: chest 26\" length 28\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3XL: chest 28\" length 33.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44999946076336,"sku":"30412707693493694918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44999946109104,"sku":"17441399033848426251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44999946141872,"sku":"17974152040646746641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44999946174640,"sku":"14347455420598869718","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44999946207408,"sku":"29589008871782629780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44999946240176,"sku":"54192296814323076009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44999946272944,"sku":"55733619110876897442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44999946305712,"sku":"64761023307984201532","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44999946338480,"sku":"15958454968022466099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44999946371248,"sku":"29318335960711533105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44999946404016,"sku":"24767472621697918943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44999946436784,"sku":"74286470548028058177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44999946469552,"sku":"24695123910364501044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44999946502320,"sku":"71564305981413963321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44999946535088,"sku":"27947554620469463864","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44999946567856,"sku":"53288586197920013198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44999946600624,"sku":"31523085256777139392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44999946633392,"sku":"19043799089021175418","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44999946666160,"sku":"30384635118013242764","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44999946698928,"sku":"93031387259490516162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44999946731696,"sku":"16736971385740469991","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2785\/6300\/files\/round-neck-t-shirt-mockup-featuring-a-nice-outfit-m25378-r-el2_93c354cc-528b-45f3-9ce4-f52c0f5d2497.png?v=1772814379","url":"https:\/\/fabulouslyfeminist.com\/products\/full-of-bread-existential-dread-feminist-shirt","provider":"Fabulously Feminist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}